Now With More Bavarian Filling
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When you just can't believe it's not butter

scousedmouse:

life is really serious and miserable but

we put other people’s genitals in our mouths as a sign of affection

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pleatedjeans: mashable
It’s the freaking last time I binge without purging

perfectiontales:

I’ve been shivering, sweating, shaking and coughing for 6 hours.

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superhappy: andersonstarship: madelinelime: accioharo: senoritaespana: irollforinitiative: favabean05: truthandglory: assbanditkirk: whoa canada someone needs to turn down that sass level Two things to know about Canada! We are smart enough to know hot things should be hot. We are sorry if you don’t A few things you need to know about this hot coffee case:  It wasn’t an issue of the coffee being because no fucking shit coffee is hot, but McDonald’s had over heated their water to 250 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s 121C. Not just hot, but really FUCKING hot. Your fancy Starbucks lattes are brewed to 150 degrees.  The 79 year old woman had this cup of 250F (121C) coffee between her legs when it spilled so 250F (121C) coffee spilled on her genitals She got third degree burns…on her genitals. THIRD DEGREE. She had to have skin grafts to repair the damage When she sued McDonald’s, it wasn’t for millions of dollars, it was for $20,000 to cover hospital costs and court fees. 20-fucking-thousand. McDonald’s settled and changed their heating policy, but not before making her sign a gag order keeping her from talking about this case So she had to live on hearing little shits like you call her stupid and money-grubbing, and other horrendous stuff because she dared ask the company in the wrong to fix what they fucked up. I know I’ve reblogged this before tonight but so help me god, I will keep reblogging this with the proper information so everyone can maybe learn not to be an asshole. Like I said before, next person to mock this woman can have 250F (121C) water poured on their dick or lady dick and see how you like it. So sit the fuck down, Canada. Slow clap it out for the hot piece of sass that is my rp partner. Awww I love the smell of smug superiority and bullshit being owned by facts.  ALSO! They already had been told to lower the temperature of the coffee, and just…didn’t. They only heated it that high because in some way I don’t remember it meant they could be cheap about it. I learned something today. more fun facts: Many news agencies, pundits, and HILARIOUS late night talk show hosts made it sound as if Stella spilled her coffee while she was in the middle of driving, when in fact her grandson was behind the wheel and the car was parked. Are you a person who believes an idiot became a millionaire from spilling coffee on her lap back in the nineties? Search around for the actual facts of the case and be amazed. Be amazed at how marketers can turn the nation against an 80-year old woman in favor of a corporation who sent her to the hospital because of their criminal negligence. Marketing so powerful that people are still making HURR DURR HOT COFFEE jokes in 2013…
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